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Hey, Students
Being a student offers so many possibilities, but these in themselves are worthless unless you are prepared to seize the initiative. Student culture must be firmly rejected, so no skipping lectures for dope smoking binges or to suck up to other students in the ref. Although missing a lecture is no great hardship, hanging around with too many other students is brain-numbing.
Instead, why not publish your own fanzine? Become a riot grrrl. Your lecturers will think they can really relate to it. No matter what you do they'll think they can, so become a minor pop star or put out some records. They'll revel in your celebrity and you'll get a 2nd class degree. S.P.